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Inject some fun into your life at chemistry-themed cafe Dosage
For a funky suburban breakfast, first load your syringe.
By Dani Valent
THEME: COOL CAFES
★★★½
Experts at work: Interior of Dosage cafe in Burwood.Credit: Wayne Taylor
DOSAGE
140 BURWOOD HIGHWAY, BURWOOD, 9972 9519
UNLICENSED MC V EFTPOS
MONDAY-FRIDAY 8AM-3PM, SATURDAY 8AM-2PM
BREAKFAST: $4-$14.90; LUNCH: $6-$10.50
Melbourne diners, you need a new skill in your repertoire; injecting your breakfast with condiments from a syringe. You'll get plenty of practice at Dosage, a hip and friendly new chemistry-themed cafe hidden in a Burwood medical centre.
Haven: Courtyard of Dosage cafe in Burwood.Credit: Wayne Taylor
Inject your smashed avo, pump extra syrup into your iced chocolate and squirt sauce into your jaffle. Perhaps you'll feel like a doctor, a scientist, a drug addict or just a bit silly and, if you get the angle wrong, you might need to hose down before moving on with your day.
The chemistry angle is also expressed in the test tube rack of spices on each table, and the laboratory beakers of water, sugar and salt, ahem, or "sodium chloride" as the label says. It's all in good fun.
The small menu is divided into bagels, jaffles and the "smashed selection". That's where you'll find the "fully bashed" avocado with feta and mint on a base of beetroot hummus and topped with a poached egg. The syringe is poked into the green smash and filled with chilli oil for administering as desired. Add a spicy sprinkle of nuts and seeds, and a dusting of matcha powder and you've got a breakfast that suggests there are new places to take smashed avocado, that major Melbourne export to international cafe land.
My favourite use of the syringes is in the Halal Snack Pack jaffle, a special that's so great it may meander onto the main menu. The toastie is filled with roasted potatoes and slow-braised lamb, and stabbed with syringes featuring the HSP saucy trio (garlic, chilli and barbecue). Necessary? No. Gimmicky? Yes. Still cool? Absolutely!
Hits the spot: The liquid nitrogen cold brew served at Dosage cafe in Burwood.Credit: Wayne Taylor
Dosage has made much of its unpromising location in a bland building on a busy road with a cemetery and factories for near neighbours. An astro-turfed courtyard with potted greenery makes it even more of a haven. Owners Reiji Honour and Semir Elmazi have history at The Foreigner in Ivanhoe and Hyde and Seek in Ashwood, also off the beaten track and requiring special effort to seek them out.
Once you get into Dosage, though, it's all on show. The coffee bench is open and facing the room so you can watch the barista make your drink, expertly, lovingly, carefully and, if you like, chattily. The owners see their mission as something of a coffee outreach project, bringing Collingwood-style caffeine to the 'burbs. They've got single origin, drip and filter and even nitrogen-charged coffee, brewed over 50 hours, then poured from a tap like beer, resulting in a cold coffee with a frothy head. It's weird but I can definitely imagine this hitting the spot on a hot day. Obviously, it's served in a beer pot.
Squeeze to please: Avocado with poached eggs served at Dosage cafe in Burwood.Credit: Wayne Taylor
Dosage is quirky, jaunty and optimistic. Sure, injecting your food is kind of silly but I don't mind a bit of brunch DIY. So please, cafe doctor, up my dosage anytime.